How about a book called Cram Me with Eels, or a newspaper article with the headline “How to Measure Lard”? Both are real yet absurd and from the erratically surreal mind of J.B. Morton, a writer with the Daily Express for many decades of the 20th century. He worked under the pen-name of Beachcomber. His … Continue reading Impossible headlines: Part 1 of a series of jokes →